Saturday, 3 April 2021

First Impressions Review Diary 3-Apr-2021

__Happy Easter weekend, everyone.🙂 It's the first Saturday of April, so it's time for another compilation of the mini reviews I've posted on Twitter over the past month.

__First, let's talk about movies. In contrast to last month, I've actually seen quite a few this time, starting with Top Gun to prepare for the sequel due for release this year (here's hoping things are much safer by that point), then a couple of movie spin-offs from the TV shows I'd been watching in the evenings. Then there was a small set of movies from the end of 2020 and the start of 2021, including a few of the Oscar nominees that had just been announced, which I decided to watch as soon as possible. There are still a couple that I haven't been able to see, though, like Minari and Another Round.

Saturday, 6 March 2021

First Impressions Review Diary 6-Mar-2021

__Hello.🙂 How's everyone's year going so far? I'm certainly hopeful for the near future, but in the meantime, I'm staying at home and keeping myself busy the best way I know how.🙂
__As it's the first Saturday of the month, this would normally be the time when I'd post a compilation of my "first impressions" mini reviews for all the latest movies I'd seen. However, I wouldn't have many this time because I've barely been watching any movies at all. Instead, I've been focusing on video games and TV shows. After all, I have a huge backlog of both. I'm going through all my unplayed games by year, so I've mostly been playing retro games on emulators so far. At first, I didn't bother commenting on them, since I find it much harder to review something without voice acting or anything that normally defines visual storytelling, but then I tried it and found that I did at least have a tweet's worth of comments on each one.🙂
__Before we start, though, I did watch one movie back in January: Infernal Affairs. You see, whenever I do get back to watching movies on a more full-time basis, one place I want to start is the last few titles on a "100 movies bucket list" poster I got a few Christmases ago. One of those movies is The Departed, so I thought I might as well start with the original film that it's based on.

Thursday, 31 December 2020

My Top 10 Favourite Movies of 2020

__Well, the year 2020 is about to end, and I'm sure none of us are sorry to see it go! I don't think anyone would deny this has been one of the worst years in recent memory. To perfectly sum it up, all you need is two words: "social distancing". Anyone who was trying to predict the future and what great developments would unfold in the first year of a new decade, there's no way they could have foreseen a highly contagious virus that would almost cripple society altogether! Personally, I'm thankful that neither I nor anyone I know has contracted the virus, but obviously a lot of people weren't so lucky.
__We were all affected in other ways, though. A lot of public places were forced to close, including cinemas. As a result, my movie-watching experience this year was an especially lame one. Not in the sense that there were tons of bad movies, like in some previous years. I said last year that I was retiring my worst-of-the-year list and therefore giving up on actively seeking out bad movies, and I meant it. So an overabundance of bad movies wasn't the problem. It's more that my schedule was starved of anything super exciting. In the absence of any big tentpole releases in cinemas, my main source of information this year was the films page on Letterboxd, which is sorted by popularity by default. That's how I kept track of what were the year's biggest hits, as it were. I didn't see nearly as many movies as in previous years, but on the plus side, there weren't too many stinkers among the ones I did see. I still saw enough that I disliked for a top five of the year's worst, but I stand by what I said before: I'm not going to make that list. I'll still spotlight the most disappointing movie, but before that, let me go over my usual reminder of my year-end list's criteria, my definition of what movies qualify for a particular year.
__The movie simply has to have been released for public consumption by the end of the year – which, in this case, usually meant streaming. So anything that's only been seen at a film festival so far doesn't count. Neither does a movie that was released in another country in a previous year. After all, most of what I saw at the cinema in those first two months was 2019 movies that were only just making it to the British Isles, including The Lighthouse, Jojo Rabbit and Parasite.

__Before I list my ten favourite examples of movies that fit that bill for 2020, let's talk about the single most disappointing one.

Wednesday, 30 December 2020

First Impressions Review Diary 30-Dec-2020

 __Hello.🙂 I hope you all had a happy and safe holiday season. The new year is just around the corner, and as usual, I'll be posting the list of my favourite movies of the year on New Year's Eve. But before that, it's time for one last "first impressions" post covering all the movies I've seen since my last one a month and a half ago. If this is your first time reading my blog, note that my reviews are very short because they're just copied and pasted from my Twitter feed, because I see so many movies in rapid succession that I find it impossible to write full reviews for all of them (and I have mad respect for those who can).
__This set starts off with a bunch of Robert Rodriguez movies, mainly the bad ones. You see, a while ago, I added all the movies from my favourite directors to my IMDb watchlist, and I wanted to get the bad Robert Rodriguez movies out of the way and off the list as soon as possible. I mean, I didn't like the implication that I was just as eager to see The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl as, say, The Departed or Good Will Hunting! Anyway, after that, I watched a couple of Rodriguez's earliest, reputedly good movies to compensate. Next came a few sequels just for the sake of completing their respective series. Then there were several more movies from 2020, and a couple of Christmas movies that I saw for the first time this year.
__One of the aforementioned completed film series is The Pink Panther. I saw the first three movies a long time ago, then got sidetracked and just never got around to films four and five. Because, to me at least, it doesn't make much sense to only review the latter two, I think it's only appropriate to go over my thoughts on the first three movies before we get started, especially since I watched them all again to refresh my memory. (As I said in my Film Series I've Seen post, I haven't seen any of the three sequels following Revenge of the Pink Panther, nor am I in any rush to do so.)

Saturday, 12 December 2020

Films I Rate 1/10

__Welcome to the final part of my series of posts in which I list all the movies I've seen, grouped by rating. We've counted down the scores from ten to two; now we're looking at the bottom rung. If you've seen my Film Series I've Seen post, you'll recall that I replaced 1/10 with the word "turd" so it couldn't be mistaken for 10/10 at a glance. Well, because we're not talking about anything else, now I don't need to make that distinction. This is 1/10, plain and simple. And it feels strangely therapeutic to spit out those words: "One out of ten!" So this is it: the absolute worst, the bottom of the barrel, the movies I hate so much that just thinking about them makes me cringe. Thankfully, this is the rarest rating of all. To date, only 62 movies have been unlucky enough to receive that dreaded score. That's about 2.8% of all the movies on my record.

Alone in the Dark (2005)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Asterix the Gaul (1967)
Bad Boys (1995)
Bad Boys II (2003)
Batman & Robin (1997)
Battlefield Earth (2000)
BloodRayne (2006)
BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007)
Boa vs. Python (2004)

Films I Rate 2/10

__Welcome back to my series of posts in which I list all the films I've seen, grouped by rating. This time, we're looking at the ones I've rated 2/10, which in my book means "dire". This is one-star territory; I indisputably hate these movies. There are 105 movies in this group, which is about 4.8% of all the ratings I've dished out. Interestingly, among them, you'll see a clear example of why a number in the title makes no difference to the way I sort them (unless the number indicates a sequel). There are two titles in a row beginning with nine; one spells it with the figure, the other doesn't.

Act of Valour (2012)
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)
After Earth (2013)
Alexander (2004)
Armageddon (1998)
Artemis Fowl (2020)
Asterix Versus Caesar (1985)
Attack of the Sabretooth (2005)
Auschwitz (2011)
Bad Neighbours [AKA Neighbors] (2014)

Friday, 11 December 2020

Films I Rate 3/10

__Welcome back to my series of posts in which I list all the films I've seen, grouped by rating. This time, we're looking at the ones I've rated 3/10, which is basically the higher end of outright bad. We're still in dislike rather than hatred territory; I can't quite say I hate these movies, but it's close. There are 141 of them, which is about 6.5% of the total 2,186 that I've seen to date.

The Addams Family (2019)
Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Anaconda (1997)
Anna (2019)
Asterix in Britain (1986)
Bad Neighbours 2 [AKA Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising] (2016)
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Beyond Suspicion [AKA Bent] (2018)
The Black Cauldron (1985)
The Bling Ring (2013)