Saturday, 12 December 2020

Films I Rate 1/10

__Welcome to the final part of my series of posts in which I list all the movies I've seen, grouped by rating. We've counted down the scores from ten to two; now we're looking at the bottom rung. If you've seen my Film Series I've Seen post, you'll recall that I replaced 1/10 with the word "turd" so it couldn't be mistaken for 10/10 at a glance. Well, because we're not talking about anything else, now I don't need to make that distinction. This is 1/10, plain and simple. And it feels strangely therapeutic to spit out those words: "One out of ten!" So this is it: the absolute worst, the bottom of the barrel, the movies I hate so much that just thinking about them makes me cringe. Thankfully, this is the rarest rating of all. To date, only 62 movies have been unlucky enough to receive that dreaded score. That's about 2.8% of all the movies on my record.

Alone in the Dark (2005)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Asterix the Gaul (1967)
Bad Boys (1995)
Bad Boys II (2003)
Batman & Robin (1997)
Battlefield Earth (2000)
BloodRayne (2006)
BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007)
Boa vs. Python (2004)
The Cavern (2005)
A Cinderella Story (2004)
The Devil Inside (2012)
The 5th Wave (2016)
The Fourth Kind (2009)
Free Birds (2013)
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
Good Burger (1997)
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Hellboy (2019)
House of the Dead (2003)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Journey Back to Oz (1972)
Kazaam (1996)
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
The Last Airbender (2010)
Lucy (2014)
North (1994)
The Omen (2006)
Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)
Only God Forgives (2013)
Peter Rabbit (2018)
Piglet's Big Movie (2003)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Pixels (2015)
Postal (2007)
Priest (2011)
The Purge (2013)
The Queen's Corgi (2019)
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)
The Rugrats Movie (1998)
The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
Scary Movie (2000)
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Sucker Punch (2011)
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
Syriana (2005)
10,000 BC (2008)
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
2001 Maniacs (2006)
The Ugly Truth (2009)
The Waterboy (1998)
A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

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