__As I said in my last post, I've been using Wordpress instead of this blog for several years now. Obviously, I've seen tons of movies in that time, so I thought, "Why not bring anyone reading this up to speed?"🙂
__First, let's do a rundown of what my ratings mean. And keep in mind that they're just gauging my enjoyment of the movie rather than indicating any technical or artistic merit.
10/10 = outstanding
9/10 = great
8/10 = very good
7/10 = good
6/10 = not bad
5/10 = okay
4/10 = not good
3/10 = poor
2/10 = dire
Turd = atrocious
__All right, here we go.
Alien Series
Alien (1979) 10/10
Aliens (1986) 10/10
Alien 3 (1992) 7/10
Alien Resurrection (1997) 6/10
Spin-off series
Prometheus (2012) 5/10
Alien: Covenant (2017) 5/10
Austin Powers Trilogy
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) 5/10
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) 8/10
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) 5/10
Back to the Future Trilogy
Back to the Future (1985) 10/10
Back to the Future Part II (1989) 10/10
Back to the Future Part III (1990) 8/10
Bad Boys Trilogy
Bad Boys (1995) Turd
Bad Boys II (2003) Turd
Bad Boys for Life (2020) 5/10
Batman Movies
Tim Burton/Joel Schumacher films
Batman (1989) 10/10
Batman Returns (1992) 5/10
Batman Forever (1995) 5/10
Batman & Robin (1997) Turd
For the Dark Knight trilogy, see Christopher Nolan Movies.
And, as a bonus…
Batman: The Movie (1966) 7/10
Before Trilogy
Before Sunrise (1995) 9/10
Before Sunset (2004) 9/10
Before Midnight (2013) 9/10
Blair Witch Series
The Blair Witch Project (1999) 7/10
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) 3/10
Blair Witch (2016) 5/10
Bourne Series
The Bourne Identity (2002) 9/10
The Bourne Supremacy (2004) 9/10
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) 9/10
The Bourne Legacy (2012) 6/10
Jason Bourne (2016) 7/10
I haven't read any of the books.
Channel Awesome Anniversary Trilogy
Kickassia (2010) 9/10
Suburban Knights (2011) 10/10
To Boldly Flee (2012) 5/10
DC Animated Films
All-Star Superman (2011) 6/10
Batman and Harley Quinn (2017) 5/10
Batman & Mr Freeze: SubZero (1998) 5/10
Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014) 8/10
Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018) 8/10
Batman: Gotham Knight (2008) 6/10
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) 9/10
Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (2003) 7/10
Batman Ninja (2017) 2/10
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1 (2012) 8/10
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2 (2013) 8/10
Batman: The Killing Joke (2016) 7/10
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) 8/10
Batman: Year One (2011) 7/10
Green Lantern: First Flight (2009) 8/10
Justice League: Gods and Monsters (2015) 9/10
Superman/Batman: Apocalypse (2010) 8/10
Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009) 7/10
Superman: Doomsday (2007) 9/10
Superman: Man of Tomorrow (2020) 5/10
Superman: Red Son (2020) 8/10
Superman: Unbound (2013) 8/10
Superman vs. the Elite (2012) 9/10
Teen Titans GO! to the Movies (2018) 6/10
Wonder Woman (2009) 9/10
Obviously, these are just the ones I've seen. There are several more.
DC Animated Movie Universe
Justice League: War (2014) 5/10
Son of Batman (2014) 7/10
Justice League: Throne of Atlantis (2015) 7/10
Batman vs. Robin (2015) 7/10
Batman: Bad Blood (2016) 6/10
Justice League vs. Teen Titans (2016) 8/10
Justice League Dark (2017) 8/10
Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017) 8/10
Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018) 7/10
The Death of Superman (2018) 8/10
Reign of the Supermen (2019) 9/10
Batman: Hush (2019) 5/10
Wonder Woman: Bloodlines (2019) 5/10
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020) 8/10
DC Extended Universe
Man of Steel (2013) 3/10
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) 2/10
Suicide Squad (2016) 4/10
Wonder Woman (2017) 5/10
Justice League (2017) 5/10
And that's as far as I intend to go. I won't watch Aquaman or any of the following movies, because as far as I'm concerned, the damage is done. I gave these movies a chance as far as Justice League just because I wanted to see what they were building up to. Well, I can officially confirm that this franchise is a train wreck! So that's it, I am done.
…Dead Series
Night of the Living Dead (1968) 9/10
Dawn of the Dead (1986) 8/10
Day of the Dead (1992) 8/10
I haven't seen the rest yet.
Despicable Me Series
Despicable Me (2010) 7/10
Despicable Me 2 (2013) 7/10
Despicable Me 3 (2017) 7/10
And, as a bonus…
Minions (2015) 6/10
Die Hard Series
Die Hard (1988) 10/10
Die Hard 2 (1990) 9/10
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) 8/10
Die Hard 4.0 [AKA Live Free or Die Hard] (2007) 6/10
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) 2/10
Disney Animated Features
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr Toad (1949) 8/10
Aladdin (1992) 10/10
Alice in Wonderland (1951) 8/10
The Aristocats (1970) 5/10
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) 5/10
Bambi (1942) 9/10
Basil, the Great Mouse Detective (1986) 8/10
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 10/10
Big Hero 6 (2014) 6/10
The Black Cauldron (1985) 3/10
Bolt (2008) 6/10
Brother Bear (2003) 4/10
Chicken Little (2005) 2/10
Cinderella (1950) 7/10
Dinosaur (2000) 5/10
Dumbo (1941) 7/10
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) 6/10
Fantasia (1940) 10/10
Fantasia 2000 (1999) 6/10
The Fox and the Hound (1981) 6/10
Frozen (2013) 8/10
Frozen II (2019) 5/10
Fun and Fancy Free (1947) 5/10
Hercules (1997) 6/10
Home on the Range (2004) 2/10
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 10/10
The Jungle Book (1967) 10/10
Lady and the Tramp (1955) 5/10
Lilo & Stitch (2002) 6/10
The Lion King (1994) 10/10
The Little Mermaid (1989) 8/10
Make Mine Music (1946) 7/10
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) 8/10
Meet the Robinsons (2007) 8/10
Melody Time (1948) 6/10
Moana (2016) 8/10
Mulan (1998) 8/10
Oliver & Company (1988) 4/10
101 Dalmatians (1961) 8/10
Peter Pan (1953) 8/10
Pinocchio (1940) 9/10
Pocahontas (1995) 5/10
The Princess and the Frog (200) 9/10
Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) 6/10
The Rescuers (1977) 4/10
The Rescuers Down Under (1990) 8/10
Robin Hood (1973) 6/10
Saludos Amigos (1942) 6/10
Sleeping Beauty (1959) 8/10
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1938) 8/10
The Sword in the Stone (1963) 6/10
Tangled (2010) 9/10
Tarzan (1999) 7/10
The Three Caballeros (1944) 5/10
Treasure Planet (2002) 6/10
Winnie the Pooh (2011) 6/10
Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 8/10
Zootropolis [AKA Zootopia] (2016) 10/10
Disney Live-Action Movies
Artemis Fowl (2020) 2/10
Beauty and the Beast (2015) 2/10
Christopher Robin (2018) 7/10
Cinderella (2015) 2/10
The Finest Hours (2016) 2/10
Flubber (1997) 4/10
Freaky Friday (2003) 5/10
George of the Jungle (1997) 6/10
Hamilton (2020) 5/10
The Haunted Mansion (2003) 4/10
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) 4/10
Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco (1996) 3/10
Into the Woods (2014) 5/10
John Carter (2012) 6/10
The Jungle Book (2016) 7/10
The Lone Ranger (2013) 4/10
Maleficent (2014) 4/10
Mary Poppins (1964) 10/10
Mary Poppins Returns (2018) 5/10
National Treasure (2004) 8/10
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) 5/10
The One and Only Ivan (2020) 6/10
101 Dalmatians (1996) 5/10
Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) 5/10
The Parent Trap (1998) 5/10
Pete's Dragon (1977) 4/10
Pete's Dragon (2016) 7/10
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) 6/10
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) 6/10
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) Turd
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) 6/10
Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge (2017) 4/10
Remember the Titans (2000) 4/10
Return to Oz (1985) 8/10
Saving Mr Banks (2013) 7/10
Tomorrowland: A World Beyond (2015) 6/10
TRON (1982) 10/10
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) 8/10
A Wrinkle in Time (2018) Turd
Obviously, these are just the ones I've seen. There are tons more; I've barely scratched the surface.
Muppet movies
The Muppet Movie (1979) 7/10
The Great Muppet Caper (1981) 8/10
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) 6/10
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) 9/10
Muppet Treasure Island (1996) 7/10
The Muppets (2011) 8/10
Dracula Series (Hammer)
Dracula [AKA Horror of Dracula] (1958) 10/10
Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966) 7/10
Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968) 4/10
Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970) 6/10
Scars of Dracula (1970) 3/10
Dracula A.D. 1972 (1972) 3/10
The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973) Turd
DreamWorks Animated Movies
Abominable (2019) 6/10
Antz (1998) 9/10
Chicken Run (2000) 7/10
The Croods (2013) 6/10
Home (2015) 5/10
How to Train Your Dragon (2010) 8/10
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) 7/10
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) 7/10
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 7/10
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 6/10
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) 8/10
Madagascar (2005) 5/10
Megamind (2010) 8/10
The Prince of Egypt (1998) 9/10
Puss in Boots (2011) 8/10
Rise of the Guardians (2012) 4/10
The Road to El Dorado (2000) 4/10
Shark Tale (2004) 3/10
Shrek (2001) 8/10
Shrek 2 (2004) 8/10
Shrek the Third (2007) 4/10
Shrek Forever After (2010) 7/10
Trolls (2016) 5/10
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) 8/10
Obviously, these are just the ones I've seen. There are several more.
Evil Dead Trilogy
The Evil Dead (1983) 7/10
Evil Dead II (1987) 8/10
Army of Darkness (1992) 6/10
And, as a bonus…
Evil Dead (2013) 5/10
Fallen Trilogy
Olympus Has Fallen (2013) 3/10
London Has Fallen (2016) 5/10
Angel Has Fallen (2019) 4/10
Final Destination Series
Final Destination (2000) 7/10
Final Destination 2 (2003) 7/10
Final Destination 3 (2006) 3/10
I haven't seen four and five.
The Godfather Trilogy
The Godfather (1972) 10/10
The Godfather: Part II (1974) 10/10
The Godfather: Part III (1990) 5/10
And, as a bonus, the book…
The Godfather (1969) 10/10
Halloween Series
Halloween (1978) 10/10
Halloween II (1981) 6/10
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 6/10
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) 6/10
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) 5/10
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) 3/10
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) 7/10
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) Turd
Halloween (2018) 7/10
I haven't seen the 2007 remake or its sequel.
The Hangover Trilogy
The Hangover (2009) 9/10
The Hangover Part II (2011) 3/10
The Hangover Part III (2013) 4/10
Harry Potter Series
Books
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (1997) 9/10
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998) 6/10
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (1999) 10/10
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2000) 10/10
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2003) 6/10
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2005) 10/10
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (2007) 10/10
Movies
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) 6/10
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) 6/10
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) 5/10
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) 7/10
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) 7/10
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) 8/10
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) 8/10
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) 9/10
And, as a bonus…
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) 6/10
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) 4/10
The Hills Have Eyes Movies
Original
The Hills Have Eyes (1977) 7/10
The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1985) 5/10
Remake
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) 9/10
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007) 5/10
The Hobbit Trilogy
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) 7/10
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) 6/10
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) 8/10
And, as a bonus, the book…
The Hobbit (1937) 9/10
The Hunger Games Series
The Hunger Games (2012) 8/10
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) 6/10
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (2014) 7/10
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 (2015) 6/10
I haven't read the books.
Jack Ryan Movies
The Hunt for Red October (1990) 8/10
Patriot Games (1992) 7/10
Clear and Present Danger (1995) 6/10
The Sum of All Fears (2002) 5/10
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014) 6/10
I haven't read the books.
James Bond Movies
Sean Connery
Dr No (1962) 8/10
From Russia with Love (1963) 7/10
Goldfinger (1964) 8/10
Thunderball (1965) 7/10
You Only Live Twice (1967) 7/10
Diamonds Are Forever (1971) 6/10
George Lazenby
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) 4/10
Roger Moore
Live and Let Die (1973) 6/10
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) 8/10
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) 6/10
Moonraker (1979) 2/10
For Your Eyes Only (1981) 7/10
Octopussy (1983) 6/10
A View to a Kill (1985) 4/10
Timothy Dalton
The Living Daylights (1987) 5/10
Licence to Kill (1989) 5/10
Pierce Brosnan
GoldenEye (1995) 7/10
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 7/10
The World Is Not Enough (1999) 5/10
Die Another Day (2002) 2/10
Daniel Craig
Casino Royale (2006) 9/10
Quantum of Solace (2008) 3/10
Skyfall (2012) 8/10
Spectre (2015) 7/10
I haven't read any of the books.
Jaws Series
Jaws (1975) 10/10
Jaws 2 (1978) 7/10
Jaws 3 (1983) 2/10
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Turd
And, as a bonus, the book…
Jaws (1974) 8/10
John Wick Trilogy
John Wick (2014) 6/10
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) 4/10
John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) 5/10
Jurassic Park Series
Movies
Jurassic Park (1993) 10/10
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) 6/10
Jurassic Park III (2001) 4/10
Jurassic World (2015) 4/10
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) 2/10
Books
Jurassic Park (1990) 10/10
The Lost World (1995) 8/10
Laika Animated Movies
The Boxtrolls (2014) 7/10
Coraline (2009) 8/10
Kubo and the Two Strings (2016) 9/10
Missing Link (2019) 5/10
ParaNorman (2012) 8/10
Lego Movies
The Lego Batman Movie (2017) 7/10
The Lego Movie (2014) 8/10
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) 7/10
The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) 4/10
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) 10/10
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 10/10
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) 10/10
I haven't read the books.
Mad Max Series
Mad Max (1979) 6/10
Mad Max 2 [AKA The Road Warrior] (1981) 8/10
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) 3/10
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) 8/10
Marvel Animated Films
Doctor Strange (2007) 8/10
Hulk Vs. (2009) 8/10
The Invincible Iron Man (2007) 6/10
Iron Man: Rise of Technovore (2013) 4/10
Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008) 8/10
Planet Hulk (2010) 5/10
Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011) 8/10
Ultimate Avengers: The Movie (2006) 6/10
Ultimate Avengers 2: Rise of the Panther (2006) 4/10
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Phase One
Iron Man (2008) 8/10
The Incredible Hulk (2008) 7/10
Iron Man 2 (2010) 7/10
Thor (2011) 7/10
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) 8/10
Avengers Assemble [AKA The Avengers] (2012) 9/10
Phase Two
Iron Man 3 (2013) 6/10
Thor: The Dark World (2013) 8/10
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) 6/10
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) 6/10
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) 8/10
Ant-Man (2015) 8/10
Phase Three
Captain America: Civil War (2016) 8/10
Doctor Strange (2016) 8/10
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) 6/10
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) 8/10
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) 6/10
Black Panther (2018) 9/10
Avengers: Infinity War (2018) 8/10
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) 8/10
Captain Marvel (2019) 8/10
Avengers: Endgame (2019) 10/10
Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019) 7/10
Men in Black Series
Men in Black (1997) 8/10
Men in Black II (2002) 5/10
Men in Black 3 (2012) 6/10
Men in Black: International (2019) 3/10
Millennium Trilogy
Books
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2005) 9/10
The Girl Who Played with Fire (2006) 8/10
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest (2007) 9/10
Movies
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) 8/10
The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009) 7/10
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest (2009) 6/10
And, as a bonus…
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) 7/10
Mission: Impossible Movies
Mission: Impossible (1996) 7/10
Mission: Impossible II (2000) 5/10
Mission: Impossible III (2006) 6/10
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (2011) 8/10
Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015) 8/10
Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018) 8/10
Monty Python Movies
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) 9/10
Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979) 10/10
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983) 6/10
The Mummy Trilogy
The Mummy (1999) 6/10
The Mummy Returns (2001) 4/10
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) 3/10
And, as a bonus…
The Scorpion King (2002) 5/10
The Naked Gun Trilogy
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) 9/10
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) 8/10
Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult (1994) 5/10
A Nightmare on Elm Street Series
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) 8/10
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) 4/10
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) 8/10
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) 6/10
A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989) 5/10
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) 4/10
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994) 6/10
And, as a bonus…
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) 2/10
Ocean's Series
Ocean's Eleven (2001) 7/10
Ocean's Twelve (2004) 3/10
Ocean's Thirteen (2007) 3/10
Ocean's Eight (2018) 5/10
The Omen Series
The Omen (1976) 9/10
Damien: Omen II (1978) 5/10
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981) 6/10
Omen IV: The Awakening (1991) Turd
And, as a bonus…
The Omen (2006) Turd
Paranormal Activity Series
Paranormal Activity (2009) 8/10
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) 7/10
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) 7/10
I haven't seen the rest, but by all accounts, they're garbage anyway.
Pink Panther Series
The Pink Panther (1963) 7/10
A Shot in the Dark (1964) 7/10
The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) 8/10
The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976) 7/10
Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978) 5/10
I haven't seen Trail…, Curse… or Son of the Pink Panther, nor am I particularly fussed about them.
Piranha Movies
Piranha (1978) 5/10
Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1982) 2/10
Piranha 3D (2010) 5/10
Piranha 3DD (2012) 3/10
Pixar Movies
Brave (2012) 5/10
A Bug's Life (1998) 6/10
Cars (2006) 5/10
Cars 2 (2011) 5/10
Cars 3 (2017) 6/10
Coco (2017) 9/10
Finding Nemo (2003) 8/10
Finding Dory (2016) 8/10
The Good Dinosaur (2015) 8/10
The Incredibles (2004) 10/10
Incredibles 2 (2018) 8/10
Inside Out (2015) 10/10
Monsters, Inc. (2001) 10/10
Monsters University (2013) 7/10
Onward (2020) 8/10
Ratatouille (2007) 9/10
Toy Story (1995) 10/10
Toy Story 2 (1999) 10/10
Toy Story 3 (2010) 10/10
Toy Story 4 (2019) 9/10
Up (2009) 10/10
WALL-E (2008) 10/10
Planet of the Apes Reboot Trilogy
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) 8/10
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) 7/10
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) 8/10
And, as a bonus…
Planet of the Apes (1968) 9/10
I haven't seen the sequels yet.
Predator Series
Predator (1987) 8/10
Predator 2 (1990) 3/10
Predators (2010) 7/10
The Predator (2018) 5/10
Rambo Series
First Blood (1982) 10/10
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) 7/10
Rambo III (1988) 5/10
Rambo (2008) 8/10
Rambo: Last Blood (2019) 5/10
Resident Evil Movies
Resident Evil (2002) 6/10
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) 4/10
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) 3/10
I haven't seen the rest, but I do not have high hopes.
Riddick Movies
Pitch Black (2000) 4/10
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) 2/10
Riddick (2013) 3/10
Rocky Movies
Rocky (1976) 10/10
Rocky II (1979) 8/10
Rocky III (1982) 7/10
Rocky IV (1985) 5/10
Rocky V (1990) 4/10
Rocky Balboa (2006) 9/10
Creed (2015) 8/10
Creed II (2018) 7/10
Scary Movie Series
Scary Movie (2000) Turd
Scary Movie 2 (2001) Turd
Scary Movie 3 (2003) Turd
Scary Movie 4 (2006) Turd
I haven't seen Scary Movie 5, and I can't say I'm looking forward to doing so!
Shark Attack Trilogy
Shark Attack (1999) 4/10
Shark Attack 2 (2000) 3/10
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) Turd
Spider-Man Movies
Sam Raimi trilogy
Spider-Man (2002) 8/10
Spider-Man 2 (2004) 9/10
Spider-Man 3 (2007) 5/10
Marc Webb movies
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) 7/10
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) 7/10
And, as a bonus…
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) 5/10
Star Trek Movies
Original Series movies
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) 5/10
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) 9/10
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) 6/10
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) 8/10
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) 3/10
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) 8/10
I haven't yet seen the Next Generation movies, because I want to run through the show itself first.
Modern series
Star Trek (2009) 8/10
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 8/10
Star Trek Beyond (2016) 6/10
Star Wars Movies
Original trilogy
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977) 10/10
Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 10/10
Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) 10/10
Prequel trilogy
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) 3/10
Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) 4/10
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) 5/10
Sequel trilogy
Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015) 8/10
Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi (2017) 9/10
Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019) 5/10
Standalone films
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) 7/10
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) 5/10
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) Turd
Another standalone film is Star Wars: The Clone Wars, which I haven't seen but, by all accounts, is terrible – although apparently the TV show it ties into is not.
Studio Ghibli Movies
Arrietty [AKA The Secret World of Arrietty] (2010) 9/10
The Cat Returns (2002) 8/10
From Up on Poppy Hill (2011) 7/10
Grave of the Fireflies (1988) 8/10
Howl's Moving Castle (2004) 7/10
Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) 9/10
Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986) 10/10
My Neighbour Totoro (1988) 7/10
My Neighbours the Yamadas (1999) 8/10
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) 10/10
Ocean Waves (1993) 6/10
Only Yesterday (1991) 8/10
Pom Poko (1994) 7/10
Ponyo (2008) 7/10
Porco Rosso (1992) 8/10
Princess Mononoke (1997) 9/10
Spirited Away (2001) 10/10
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) 9/10
Tales from Earthsea (2006) 6/10
When Marnie Was There (2014) 8/10
Whisper of the Heart (1995) 8/10
The Wind Rises (2013) 8/10
Superman Movies
Superman (1978) 9/10
Superman II (1980) 8/10
Superman III (1983) 2/10
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) Turd
Superman Returns (2006) 5/10
The Swan Princess Series
The Swan Princess (1994) 6/10
The Swan Princess and the Secret of the Castle (1997) 6/10
The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Kingdom (1998) 3/10
I haven't seen the rest.
Taken Trilogy
Taken (2008) 7/10
Taken 2 (2012) 6/10
Taken 3 (2015) 4/10
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trilogy
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) 7/10
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) 4/10
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) 2/10
I haven't seen TMNT (2007), the 2014 movie or its sequel.
Terminator Series
The Terminator (1979) 10/10
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1986) 10/10
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (1992) 6/10
Terminator Salvation (1997) 5/10
Terminator Genisys (2012) 9/10
Terminator: Dark Fate (2017) 6/10
Universal Classic Monsters
Bride of Frankenstein (1935) 9/10
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) 7/10
Dracula (1931) 9/10
Dracula's Daughter (1936) 7/10
Frankenstein (1931) 9/10
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) 7/10
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942) 6/10
House of Dracula (1945) 5/10
House of Frankenstein (1944) 7/10
The Invisible Man (1933) 9/10
The Mummy (1932) 8/10
Son of Dracula (1943) 7/10
Son of Frankenstein (1939) 6/10
The Wolf Man (1941) 9/10
There are others, including sequels to The Invisible Man and Creature from the Black Lagoon, but I haven't seen those yet.
Wallace & Gromit Short Films
A Grand Day Out (1990) 8/10
The Wrong Trousers (1993) 10/10
A Close Shave (1995) 10/10
A Matter of Loaf and Death (2008) 6/10
For the feature film, Curse of the Were-Rabbit, see DreamWorks Animated Movies.
X-Men Movies
X-Men (2000) 6/10
X-Men 2 (2003) 8/10
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) 6/10
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) 4/10
X-Men: First Class (2011) 8/10
The Wolverine (2013) 7/10
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) 8/10
X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) 6/10
Logan (2017) 9/10
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) 4/10
Miscellaneous Two-Parters
Alligator
Alligator (1980) 7/10
Alligator II: The Mutation (1991) 3/10
An American Tail
An American Tail (1986) 7/10
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991) 6/10
I haven't seen three and four.
Anaconda
Anaconda (1997) 3/10
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) 5/10
I haven't seen three and four.
Bad Neighbours [AKA Neighbors]
Bad Neighbours (2014) 2/10
Bad Neighbours 2 (2016) 3/10
Basic Instinct
Basic Instinct (1992) 7/10
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) 3/10
Bill & Ted
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) 7/10
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) 5/10
I haven't yet seen Bill & Ted Face the Music.
Blade Runner
Blade Runner (1982) 10/10
Blade Runner 2049 (2017) 7/10
BloodRayne
BloodRayne (2006) Turd
BloodRayne II: Deliverance (2007) Turd
I haven't seen the third one, but it's an Uwe Boll movie; how good could it be?
Casper
Casper (1995) 6/10
Casper Meets Wendy (1998) 2/10
There are other Casper movies, but I haven't seen any of them.
Clash of the Titans (remake)
Clash of the Titans (2010) 4/10
Wrath of the Titans (2012) 4/10
The Conjuring
The Conjuring (2013) 7/10
The Conjuring 2 (2016) 7/10
There are other films in the Conjuring universe, like Annabelle and The Nun, but I haven't seen any of them.
Deadpool
Deadpool (2016) 8/10
Deadpool 2 (2018) 7/10
The Descent
The Descent (2005) 10/10
The Descent: Part 2 (2009) 3/10
Divergent
Divergent (2014) 4/10
Insurgent (2015) 3/10
I haven't seen Allegiant, nor do I wish to.
Dr Dolittle
Dr Dolittle (1998) 5/10
Dr Dolittle 2 (2001) 3/10
There are three more sequels, but I haven't seen any of them, nor the 2020 film Dolittle.
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four (2005) 5/10
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) 5/10
The Flintstones
The Flintstones (1994) 2/10
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) 2/10
The French Connection
The French Connection (1971) 8/10
French Connection II (1975) 5/10
Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider (2007) 3/10
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) 3/10
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters (1984) 9/10
Ghostbusters II (1989) 6/10
G.I. Joe
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Turd
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) 4/10
Iron Sky
Iron Sky (2012) 8/10
Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) 4/10
Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass (2010) 9/10
Kick-Ass 2 (2013) 5/10
Kingsman
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) 9/10
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) 6/10
The Land That Time Forgot
The Land That Time Forgot (1974) 7/10
The People That Time Forgot (1977) 3/10
Magic Mike
Magic Mike (2012) 7/10
Magic Mike XXL (2015) 6/10
Meet the Parents
Meet the Parents (2000) 8/10
Meet the Fockers (2004) 7/10
I haven't seen Little Fockers.
Nanny McPhee
Nanny McPhee (2005) 5/10
Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang [AKA Nanny McPhee Returns] (2010) 5/10
Now You See Me
Now You See Me (2013) 7/10
Now You See Me 2 (2016) 5/10
Pacific Rim
Pacific Rim (2013) 7/10
Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018) 4/10
Paddington
Paddington (2014) 6/10
Paddington 2 (2017) 9/10
Pitch Perfect
Pitch Perfect (2012) 7/10
Pitch Perfect 2 (2015) 6/10
I haven't seen the third one.
The Purge
The Purge (2013) Turd
The Purge: Anarchy (2014) 2/10
I haven't seen the rest.
The Raid
The Raid [AKA The Raid: Redemption] (2012) 9/10
The Raid 2 (2014) 8/10
Rio
Rio (2011) 8/10
Rio 2 (2014) 4/10
Rugrats movies
The Rugrats Movie (1998) Turd
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000) Turd
Shaun the Sheep Movie
Shaun the Sheep Movie (2015) 8/10
A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon (2019) 8/10
The Shining
The Shining (1980) 8/10
Doctor Sleep (2019) 7/10
Sicario
Sicario (2015) 7/10
Sicario 2: Soldado [AKA Sicario: Day of the Soldado] (2018) 5/10
The Snowman
The Snowman (1982) 10/10
The Snowman and the Snowdog (2012) 6/10
Starship Troopers
Starship Troopers (1997) 8/10
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004) 5/10
I haven't seen the rest.
Stuart Little
Stuart Little (1999) 7/10
Stuart Little 2 (2002) 5/10
I haven't seen the third one or read the original book.
Ted
Ted (2012) 7/10
Ted 2 (2015) 4/10
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (original)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 8/10
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) 5/10
I haven't seen the rest.
Thunderbirds movies
Thunderbird 6 (1968) 6/10
Thunderbirds Are Go (1966) 6/10
Trainspotting
Trainspotting (1996) 9/10
T2 Trainspotting (2017) 8/10
28 Days Later
28 Days Later… (2002) 9/10
28 Weeks Later (2007) 6/10
21 Jump Street
21 Jump Street (2012) 8/10
22 Jump Street (2014) 5/10
The Twilight Saga (HA!)
Twilight (2008) 3/10
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) 2/10
I haven't seen the rest. And of course I haven't read the books; fuck that shit!
Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn (2003) 4/10
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007) 4/10
I haven't seen the rest.
Zombieland
Zombieland (2009) 7/10
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) 7/10
James Cameron Movies
The Abyss (1989) 6/10
Avatar (2009) 9/10
Titanic (1997) 9/10
True Lies (1994) 7/10
For Piranha Part Two, Aliens and Terminator one and two, see their respective series.
Neil Marshall Movies
Centurion (2010) 5/10
Dog Soldiers (2002) 8/10
Doomsday (2008) 6/10
Hellboy (2019) Turd
For The Descent, see Miscellaneous Two-Parters.
Christopher Nolan Movies
Batman Begins (2005) 10/10
The Dark Knight (2008) 10/10
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 9/10
Dunkirk (2017) 7/10
Following (1999) 7/10
Inception (2010) 10/10
Insomnia (2002) 6/10
Interstellar (2014) 8/10
Memento (2000) 10/10
The Prestige (2006) 8/10
Tenet (2020) 6/10
Robert Rodriguez Movies
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005) 2/10
Alita: Battle Angel (2019) 6/10
Desperado (1995) 8/10
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 7/10
El Mariachi (1993) 6/10
Planet Terror (2007) 8/10
Shorts (2009) 3/10
Sin City (2005) 10/10
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014) 7/10
Spy Kids (2001) 3/10
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002) 5/10
Spy Kids 3: Game Over (2003) 2/10
Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World (2011) 2/10
Kevin Smith Movies
Chasing Amy (1997) 9/10
Clerks (1994) 9/10
Clerks II (2006) 8/10
Cop Out (2010) 2/10
Dogma (1999) 8/10
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) 6/10
Jersey Girl (2004) 4/10
Mallrats (1995) 8/10
Red State (2011) 7/10
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) 6/10
I haven't seen Tusk, Yoga Hosers or Jay and Silent Bob Reboot.
Steven Spielberg Movies
The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn (2011) 7/10
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) 7/10
The BFG (2016) 6/10
Bridge of Spies (2015) 8/10
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 8/10
Duel (1971) 10/10
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) 8/10
Lincoln (2012) 6/10
Minority Report (2002) 7/10
The Post (2017) 6/10
Ready Player One (2018) 5/10
Saving Private Ryan (1998) 8/10
Schindler's List (1993) 9/10
The Terminal (2004) 7/10
War Horse (2011) 7/10
War of the Worlds (2005) 5/10
For Jaws and Jurassic Park one and two, see their respective series.
Indiana Jones series
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) 10/10
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) 6/10
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 10/10
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) 5/10
Quentin Tarantino Movies
Death Proof (2007) 7/10
Django Unchained (2012) 8/10
The Hateful Eight (2015) 8/10
Inglourious Basterds (2009) 10/10
Jackie Brown (1997) 9/10
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) 8/10
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) 8/10
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019) 7/10
Pulp Fiction (1994) 10/10
Reservoir Dogs (1992) 9/10
Edgar Wright Movies
Baby Driver (2017) 9/10
Hot Fuzz (2007) 10/10
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) 10/10
Shaun of the Dead (2004) 9/10
The World's End (2013) 9/10
Michael Bay Movies
Armageddon (1998) 2/10
The Island (2005) 3/10
Pain & Gain (2013) 3/10
Pearl Harbor (2001) 2/10
The Rock (1996) 3/10
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (2016) 2/10
I already covered Bad Boys one and two.
Transformers series
Transformers (2007) 3/10
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) Turd
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) Turd
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) 3/10
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) 2/10
And, as a bonus, the Transformers spin-off not directed by Michael Bay…
Bumblebee (2018) 6/10
Eli Roth Movies
Cabin Fever (2003) 3/10
Death Wish (2018) 5/10
Hostel (2006) 4/10
Hostel: Part II (2007) 4/10
The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018) 5/10
Knock Knock (2015) 3/10
I haven't seen The Green Inferno.
M. Night Shyamalan Movies
After Earth (2013) 2/10
Glass (2019) 5/10
The Happening (2008) 2/10
Lady in the Water (2006) 2/10
The Last Airbender (2010) Turd
Signs (2002) 4/10
The Sixth Sense (1999) 8/10
Split (2017) 8/10
Unbreakable (2000) 7/10
The Village (2004) 3/10
The Visit (2015) 4/10
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